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Our…special cop was so confused by the blue and white that he didn’t spend long poking at it, and when he looked up, there was a yellow truck! So he decided he should get behind it and have fun! In whatever way grown men have in getting right behind things and pushing. Hopefully the picture … Continue reading “2020 Day 4 – A truck!”
While our aspirational cop was taking apart his toy boat, suddenly a random white and blue police thingy appeared! He dropped his wrench and dashed over to look at it! Not being terribly bright, he was completely flummoxed by absolutely everything he saw there because honestly, it made no sense to even regular people!
Well, 2020 has been absolute shitshow of a year, with so many WTF? moments, and it seems that the Lego Advent calendar is getting off to a similar start! So, today’s pieces went together to make this. Yeah. WTF. Is it some kind of weird sled for very specially shaped lego peoples? I have no … Continue reading “Lego Advent Calendar of Doom. Day 1. 2020 Style.”
As always happens around this time, Santa appears with his bag of goodies! He looks around at all the arguing and bickering and fighting people, and decides that they have all failed the nice/naughty test, and he is rather bored of them all (he was of course watching the whole time) and so he decides … Continue reading “Day 24 – Santa sleighs all”
Well, apparently in all his fiddling, the yuppie managed to summon a miniature space shuttle, which sat next to, but not touching, the rockets! That made the rockets make sense, but still, there was no way to attach them… Also, it only barely makes sense, but who are we to question the magic of the … Continue reading “Day 23 – what on Earth?”
While the yuppie is fiddling with his silly magical cronut and feeling awfully smug, he somehow makes what appears to be a rocket pack appear right next to the fire! As he moves closer to inspect his apparent handiwork, he sees that there doesn’t appear to be a method to strap the rocket pack onto … Continue reading “Day 22 – love and…rockets?”
As things are starting to come to a head, suddenly the yuppie springs into action, leaping off his plane and using his magic cronut he turns the other two youths’ magic pastries into marshmallows and creates a little camp fire between the combatants. It seems like there is little left to do except maybe roast … Continue reading “Day 21 – the smell of roasting..”
Our young lady of the criminal past uses her magic cream puff to conjure a snowman from the white stuff lying on the ground, and it lurches toward the fun loving youths with menace in it’s black coal eyes. Our spy hops off his train and raises his magic pretzel and the bulldozer transforms back … Continue reading “Day 20 – beware the snow man!”
A young lady in pink has appeared, and as our three fun seekers wind up their excursion, she appears to be in the clutches of the criminal and his dog! Our two youths instantly fall for her lavish hair and pink cute girly device and each decides he will be the one to save her. … Continue reading “Day 19 – pretty in pink”
As our Mountie rides around with or two youths, the criminals dog, a beautiful husky, has come to help him! Together, these two are now working on staging the other present, and will definitely get into more trouble soon! And in case you haven’t watched “State and Main”, that is a great movie with such … Continue reading “Day 18 – Go you Husky!”